Wife Bashing Jokes

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dad: son i made out with many girls in h.s., i can give u advice

mom: ...the only thing u "made" in h.s. was the yu-gi-oh club

dad: w did u even seen with the football team finishing on your face?

kid: mom what's finishing?

mom: eat your dinner sweetie
dad: son i made out with many girls in h.s., i can give u advice

mom: ...the only thing u "made" in h.s. was the yu-gi-oh club

dad: w did u even seen with the football team finishing on your face?

kid: mom what's finishing?

mom: eat your dinner sweetie


Memes,  Mom And Dad Jokes,  
    
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Waiting Skeleton,  Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Husbands state wives are always right 

False, statements made under threat of nagging and torture don't count
Husbands state wives are always right

False, statements made under threat of nagging and torture don't count


Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  Best Marriage Jokes,  
    
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My wife is one of the easiest people you'll ever talk to.

All you have to do is listen.
My wife is one of the easiest people you'll ever talk to.

All you have to do is listen.


Marriage Humor Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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wife: "wake up! i hear a rat eating last night's dinner.

husband: "go back to sleep, i'll bury it in the morning."
wife: "wake up! i hear a rat eating last night's dinner.

husband: "go back to sleep, i'll bury it in the morning."


Husband And Wife Jokes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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so i says to him, that's no st bernard, 

that's my wife
so i says to him, that's no st bernard,

that's my wife


Best Dog Jokes,  Drunk Baby Meme (theme),  
    
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wives are like hurricanes

they  wet and wild then leave with your use and car
wives are like hurricanes

they wet and wild then leave with your use and car


Hurricane Jokes,  
    
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wives are like grenades.

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remove the ring and boom, use is gone!!


Divorce Memes,  Funny Divorce Sayings,  
    
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Are you involved in any dangerous sports?

Well, sometimes I disagree with my wife.
Are you involved in any dangerous sports?

Well, sometimes I disagree with my wife.


Memes,  Doctor Meme,  Husband Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Wife

Worries

Invited

For

Ever
Wife

Worries

Invited

For

Ever


Short Wife Jokes,  Jokes About Marriage,  Funny Acronyms,  
    
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I'm so tired of being a "lazy housewife".

I think I'll take a break and go get a job.
I'm so tired of being a "lazy housewife".

I think I'll take a break and go get a job.


Funny Jokes,  Housework Jokes,  
    
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i'm still searching for my wifes killer.

but no one will do it.
i'm still searching for my wifes killer.

but no one will do it.


Funny Ecards,  
    
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You wear a USMC shirt because your husband's a marine?

You must be a boot wife.
You wear a USMC shirt because your husband's a marine?

You must be a boot wife.


Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  Funny Marine Jokes  
    
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darling. please give me the hair dryer
darling. please give me the hair dryer

Short Wife Jokes,  Funny Marriage Facts,  Bad Wife Jokes,  
    
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A kid, after being scolded by his mother, got very angry...

Father: What happened, son?

Kid: I can't adjust with your wife, anymore. I want my own!


Bad Kids Jokes,  Parenting Jokes,  Nagging Wife Jokes,  Bad Wife Jokes,  
    
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