Wife Birthday Jokes

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happy 40th birthday ney! now can i trade you in for two 20's?
happy 40th birthday ney! now can i trade you in for two 20's?

Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Wife Jokes,  Corny Birthday Jokes,  Funny Marriage Advice,  
    
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Happy birthday to my beautiful wife, Portia. You've taken my name, my heart, and my favorite pair of pajama jeans.
Happy birthday to my beautiful wife, Portia. You've taken my name, my heart, and my favorite pair of pajama jeans.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Wishes,  Ellen Degeneres Jokes,  
    
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What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday?

Forget it once!
What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday?

Forget it once!


Funny Jokes,  Short Birthday Jokes,  
    
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He never forgets his wife's birthday. It's the day the ambulance usually picks him up from work.

Ambulance Jokes,  Funny Husband Jokes,  Wife And Husband Jokes,  
    
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When I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday she said 'Just gimme something with diamonds.' That's why I got her a pack of cards.

Wife And Husband Humor,  Marriage Humor Jokes,  Diamond Jokes  
    
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I'm so glad we're going to grow old together and that you'll always have a head start.
I'm so glad we're going to grow old together and that you'll always have a head start.

Funny Bday Ecards,  Married Life Jokes,  Growing Old Jokes,  
    
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Forgot the wife's birthday again, huh ?
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Forgot the wife's birthday again, huh ?


Funny Dog Humor,  Angry Wife Jokes,  Funny Birthday Quote,  
    
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We're a good match because you don't like celebrating your birthday and I'm too lazy to plan anything.
We're a good match because you don't like celebrating your birthday and I'm too lazy to plan anything.

Funny Couple Quotes,  Married Life Jokes,  Funny Birthday Ecards,  
    
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When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.

Dead And Dying Jokes,  Cougar Jokes,  Funny Adult Birthday Jokes  
    
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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

Older Women Jokes,  Funny Birthday Sayings,  Funny Birthday Quotes  
    
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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. 'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds. That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

Wife Jokes,  Funny Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Jokes For Women  
    
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