Wife Humor

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If I get married I'm going to refer to my husband as "my first husband" to remind him that he is easy to replace
If I get married I'm going to refer to my husband as "my first husband" to remind him that he is easy to replace

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Me waiting for my husband to come home from work and explain to me why he had a girlfriend before me
Me waiting for my husband to come home from work and explain to me why he had a girlfriend before me

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When your wife wants to sell

Some bitcoin
When your wife wants to sell

Some bitcoin


Memes,  Harry Potter Memes,  
    
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Me waiting for my husband to come home from work to explain yo me why he had a girlfriend before me
Me waiting for my husband to come home from work to explain yo me why he had a girlfriend before me

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mexican word of the day:

rectum

i used to have two beautiful cars but my wife rectum both!
mexican word of the day:

rectum

i used to have two beautiful cars but my wife rectum both!


Mexican Word Of The Day Meme,  Mexican Word Of The Day Jokes,  Mexican Word Of The Day,  
    
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good morning my beautiful wifey materials

and u billie jean es too
good morning my beautiful wifey materials

and u billie jean es too


Good Morning Memes,  Olivia Cosby Show,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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my wife has been trying anything to remind me to bring my lunch to work.

look!

now look here

lunch!
my wife has been trying anything to remind me to bring my lunch to work.

look!

now look here

lunch!


Lunch Jokes,  Very Funny Images,  
    
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so you mean to tell me 

if i say i'm a swinger, i don't have to sleep with my wife?
so you mean to tell me

if i say i'm a swinger, i don't have to sleep with my wife?


Skeptical African Kid (theme),  
    
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would you eat this??

neither would your wife. shave your balls today!
would you eat this??

neither would your wife. shave your balls today!


Memes,  
    
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wife says, not tonight ney, i have a headache."

"it's not going in your head."
wife says, not tonight ney, i have a headache."

"it's not going in your head."


Memes,  Headache Jokes,  
    
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My future wife probably reapplying her eyeliner on for the 5th time this morning. You got this bae. I believe in you.
My future wife probably reapplying her eyeliner on for the 5th time this morning. You got this bae. I believe in you.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Wife Jokes,  
    
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We were shopping for a generator, my wife asked if we can get an electric one because the gasoline ones are noisy and smell bad

That's now how this works

That's not how any of this works
We were shopping for a generator, my wife asked if we can get an electric one because the gasoline ones are noisy and smell bad

That's now how this works

That's not how any of this works


Memes,  Marriage Humor Jokes,  Thats Not How It Works,  
    
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When my husband come home from work, claims he's totally not tired and insists on watching the baby so I can nap.

Don't know if he means it

Or is just saying that because he loves me.
When my husband come home from work, claims he's totally not tired and insists on watching the baby so I can nap.

Don't know if he means it

Or is just saying that because he loves me.


Memes,  Husband Jokes,  
    
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yes dear

daddy is allergic

to peanut butter
yes dear

daddy is allergic

to peanut butter


Funny Jokes,  
    
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when the wife says

she's off her period...
when the wife says

she's off her period...


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