Wife Insult Jokes

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doctor: i'm sorry, your wife will never walk again

me: that lazy
doctor: i'm sorry, your wife will never walk again

me: that lazy


Memes,  Handicap Jokes,  Funny Husband Quotes,  
    
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"Sir, you can't just park your van right here"

"That's wife"
"Sir, you can't just park your van right here"

"That's wife"


Memes,  Police Meme,  
    
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he stole my sack of corn

i stole his third wife
he stole my sack of corn

i stole his third wife


Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Harold starts his day with a nice  warm cup of coffee

To counteract the ice cold succubus that is his wife
Harold starts his day with a nice warm cup of coffee

To counteract the ice cold succubus that is his wife


Hide The Pain Harold,  Morning Humor,  
    
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side  be like

bet your wife cant do this
side be like

bet your wife cant do this


Memes,  
    
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wifey

vs
wifey

vs



Memes,  
    
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when somebody's wife, likes all my pictures
when somebody's wife, likes all my pictures

Memes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Wedding Quotes,  
    
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Don't do this

What are you watching dear?

Don't do this stupid idiot!

I'm watching our wedding
Don't do this

What are you watching dear?

Don't do this stupid idiot!

I'm watching our wedding


Memes,  Troll Face Text,  Wedding Fail,  
    
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i wish i was a newspaper, so i'd be in your hands all day.

i too wish that you were a newspaper, 

so i could have a new one everyday.
i wish i was a newspaper, so i'd be in your hands all day.

i too wish that you were a newspaper,

so i could have a new one everyday.


Funny Jokes,  Newspaper Joke,  Santabanta,  
    
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Sardar Jee's wife: "You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me."

Sardar: "He must be Jodinger Singh?"

Wife: "Yes, but how do you know?"

Sardar: "Because that 'chawwal' is a scrap dealer".
Sardar Jee's wife: "You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me."

Sardar: "He must be Jodinger Singh?"

Wife: "Yes, but how do you know?"

Sardar: "Because that 'chawwal' is a scrap dealer".


Funny Jokes,  Sardarji Jokes,  Sardar Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: About 45lbs.


Fat Wife Jokes,  Funny Questions Answers,  Marriage Humor Jokes  
    
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel Horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment."

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....


And Then The Fight Started Jokes,  
    
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...


And Then The Fight Started Jokes,  Female Insults  
    
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And then the fight started.....


And Then The Fight Started Jokes,  Mean Husband Jokes,  
    
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