Winter Jokes

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This is where you will find the leading, most popular and funniest winter jokes from all over the net. We have searched the entire Internet and taken the top ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Winter is usually cold but even in places where it’s not it is usually the time of year where girls stop shaving, gain a few pounds and stop getting manicures. These are just a few of the jokes and memes you will find in this section.

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Today is the longest day ever

False. Today is the winter solstice, which means it's the shortest day ever
Today is the longest day ever

False. Today is the winter solstice, which means it's the shortest day ever


Memes,  Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  Winter Solstice Jokes,  
    
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Pro tip: Put screwdrivers in your tires for extra grip this winter
Pro tip: Put screwdrivers in your tires for extra grip this winter

Memes,  Funny Bad Advice,  Screwdriver Jokes,  
    
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Me: I guess we aren't even having winter this year. It's starting to warm u..

Winter:
Me: I guess we aren't even having winter this year. It's starting to warm u..

Winter:


Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  
    
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Managers be like "hope you're ok. You still coming in for 9 tho right?"
Managers be like "hope you're ok. You still coming in for 9 tho right?"

Memes,  Funny Boss Quotes,  Be Like,  
    
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w you sleep when you know it's ing freezing as  outside
w you sleep when you know it's ing freezing as outside

Memes,  Sleeping Meme,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Me every winter getting shocked at how cold it is
Me every winter getting shocked at how cold it is

Memes,  Shock Jokes,  
    
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When winter time come
When winter time come

Memes,  Lip Jokes,  
    
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How you feel after you get your bike out of winter storage thinking that spring has finally arrived, and then it snows.
How you feel after you get your bike out of winter storage thinking that spring has finally arrived, and then it snows.


Spring Jokes,  Biker Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Has leather seats in car 

Half the year burned alive, freezes to death the other half
Has leather seats in car

Half the year burned alive, freezes to death the other half


Leather Jokes,  Funny Car Jokes,  Summer Jokes,  
    
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leather gloves?

you mean  mittens?
leather gloves?

you mean mittens?


Leather Jokes,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Joke Funny Humor,  
    
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When it was just starting to get warm outside, Winter came back like....

Got eeeem!
When it was just starting to get warm outside, Winter came back like....

Got eeeem!


Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  Welven,  
    
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maine wintah olympics

tourist biathlon
maine wintah olympics

tourist biathlon


Biathlon Jokes,  Olympic Jokes,  
    
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Maine Wintah Olympics

The frost heave long jump
Maine Wintah Olympics

The frost heave long jump


Long Jump Jokes,  Jokes About Maine,  
    
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Packed winter clothing when moving to Dubai

Only wore them for 3 days
Packed winter clothing when moving to Dubai

Only wore them for 3 days


1st World Problems,  First World Problems,  
    
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Hey Batman, it's cold outsi...

Shut up! It's winter in Ohio!
Hey Batman, it's cold outsi...

Shut up! It's winter in Ohio!


Batman Slapping Robin Meme,  Ohio Jokes,  
    
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