Wise Man Jokes

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You're so wise Hershel

Like a one-legged buddha covered in hair
You're so wise Hershel

Like a one-legged buddha covered in hair


One Legged Man Jokes,  Buddha Jokes,  
    
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I bring glad tid...

Too late mate.  It's all over Twitter.
I bring glad tid...

Too late mate. It's all over Twitter.


Funny Jokes,  Good Clean Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Vermont?

A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.


Qa Jokes,  Vermont Jokes,  Jesus Humor,  
    
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Man who want pretty nurse

Must be patient
Man who want pretty nurse

Must be patient


Nurse Jokes,  Nurse Puns,  Funny Confucius Sayings,  
    
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If wise man marry, he become otherwise.

Funny Wise Sayings,  Funny Wise Quotes,  Wise Men Jokes,  
    
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Funny Wise Quotes,  Wise Men Jokes,  Old Age Jokes One Liners  
    
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A wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

Angry Wife Jokes,  Funny Birthday Cake Sayings,  Birthday One Liners  
    
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Wise man buy prunes...get good run for money

Prune Jokes,  Money Puns,  Money Humor  
    
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A wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

Infidelity Jokes,  Cheating Humor,  Cheating Jokes  
    
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The wise man puts all his eggs in one basket and watches the basket.

Egg Puns,  Egg Jokes Puns,  Egg Jokes,  
    
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Fool Jokes,  Lip Jokes,  Wise Men Jokes  
    
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Procrastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work.

Because I will be older, therefore wiser.
Procrastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work.

Because I will be older, therefore wiser.


Workplace Jokes,  Funny Procrastination Quotes,  Ron Burgundy Quotes,  
    
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A wise man once said...

"I don't know... Ask a woman."
A wise man once said...

"I don't know... Ask a woman."


Funny Jokes,  Aunty Acid Jokes,  
    
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If you're wrong and you shut up, you're wise.

If you're right and you shut up, you're married.
If you're wrong and you shut up, you're wise.

If you're right and you shut up, you're married.


Funny Marriage Facts,  Shut Up Jokes,  Funny Words Of Wisdom  
    
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