Witty Chat Up Lines

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your pants would look even better

accelerating toward my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
your pants would look even better

accelerating toward my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2


Funny Einstein Quotes,  Physics Chat Up Lines,  Chemistry Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Me: You got a man?
Her: Yeah, I have a bf
Me: On government papers you tick the single box right?
Her: Yeah
Me: Wyd tonight?
Me: You got a man?
Her: Yeah, I have a bf
Me: On government papers you tick the single box right?
Her: Yeah
Me: Wyd tonight?


Funny Jokes,  Joke To Get A Girl,  Awesome Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Hey boys, guess what my sweater is made of? 

Presidential material
Hey boys, guess what my sweater is made of?

Presidential material


Memes,  Funny Presidential Quotes,  Corny One Liners,  
    
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i hate when girls say "u probably say that to all girls"

 when u applying for jobs dont you use the same resume
i hate when girls say "u probably say that to all girls"

when u applying for jobs dont you use the same resume


Memes,  Dating,  
    
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Would you care to see my longsword in action?

    
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Is that a knife in your armor?

Or are you just happy to see me?


Silly Pick Up Lines,  
    
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My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!

Silly Pick Up Lines,  Best Chat Up Lines Ever  
    
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Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?

Funny Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Are you dressed up as a tree?

Cause you're giving me wood.


Hilarious Pick Up Lines  
    
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Well call me a landlubber, 'cause I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.

    
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Want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.

Hilarious Pick Up Lines,  Funny Pick Up Lines  
    
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You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

One Liner Christmas Jokes,  
    
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I've got something special in the sack for you!

Awesome Chat Up Lines  
    
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Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

Corny Pick Up Line,  Cheesy Pick Up Lines  
    
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How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.

    
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