Witty Insults

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In this section we have added the most talked about viral funny witty insults from all over the Internet. We have put together some of the funniest cartoons, pictures and stills of the most hilarious and sometimes just plain rude captions like well, little tommy looks like you’re on the road to becoming just like your daddy. A short douche with a napoleon complex.

So after you’ve gotten yourself out of the fetal position because some of these memes hit too close to home, visit feel free to rate your favorite jokes, share them on social media and share them with your friends and family, and even add a few kappits of your very own. We are consistently adding fresh memes and jokes in this section so please be sure that you revisit us again here soon.
Keep tanning. 

You look great in leather.
Keep tanning.

You look great in leather.


Funny Tanning Slogans,  Leather Jokes,  List Of Insults,  
    
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if brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a -ant's go-cart two laps around a cheerio
if brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a -ant's go-cart two laps around a cheerio

Funny Ecards,  Ant Jokes,  
    
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Well, little Tommy....looks like you're on the road to becoming just like your daddy.

A short douche with a Napoleon complex
Well, little Tommy....looks like you're on the road to becoming just like your daddy.

A short douche with a Napoleon complex


Ecards,  Little Tommy Jokes,  
    
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romney will do to america, what pantyse did to fingering!!!
romney will do to america, what pantyse did to fingering!!!

Funny Ecards,  Mitt Romney Jokes,  American Jokes,  
    
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American insult

Yer an idjit! 

British insult

The volume of the knowledge which you do not possess makes the Atlantic Ocean look like an above-ground kiddie pool.
American insult

Yer an idjit!

British insult

The volume of the knowledge which you do not possess makes the Atlantic Ocean look like an above-ground kiddie pool.


Funny Jokes,  British Insults,  American Insults,  
    
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If it sounds like a compliment, I am being sarcastic
If it sounds like a compliment, I am being sarcastic

Funny Quotes,  Sarcastic Put Downs,  Compliment Jokes,  
    
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on a scale of 1-10 you are a no
on a scale of 1-10 you are a no

Funny Quotes,  Funny Short Jokes One Liners,  
    
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You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

Funny Ecards,  Disses And Comebacks,  
    
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I'm allergic to stupidity. I break our in sarcasm.
I'm allergic to stupidity. I break our in sarcasm.

Funny Quotes,  Witty Put Downs,  
    
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be nice to fat people

one day they night save your life
be nice to fat people

one day they night save your life


Funny Jokes,  Good Fat People Jokes,  Good Dissing Jokes,  
    
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i would call you a  but you don't have the depth or the warmth
i would call you a but you don't have the depth or the warmth

Funny Quotes,  Adult Insults,  Rude One Liners,  
    
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The dumber you are, the less you know it.
The dumber you are, the less you know it.

Funny Quotes,  Dumb Jokes One Liners,  Funny Dumb Jokes,  
    
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"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

-William Shakespeare
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

-William Shakespeare


Funny Quotes,  Shakespeare Jokes,  Witty One Liners,  
    
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You'd be so much more likeable if it wasn't for that hole in your face that the noises come out of.
You'd be so much more likeable if it wasn't for that hole in your face that the noises come out of.

Funny Ecards,  Good Offensive Jokes,  
    
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