Witty One Liner Jokes

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Do you use any moisturizer besides sweating from making poor life decisions?
Do you use any moisturizer besides sweating from making poor life decisions?

Memes,  Sweating Jokes,  Funny One Liners About Life,  
    
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"why do you always wear black?"

me: just incase you die
"why do you always wear black?"

me: just incase you die


Memes,  Clothing Jokes,  Color Jokes,  
    
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step up in this  like. i'm the one your  like.
step up in this like. i'm the one your like.

Memes,  Duck Meme,  
    
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"if i flirt, is that cheating?"

me:  if i swing with a left ok even t im right handed do u still get hit?!
"if i flirt, is that cheating?"

me: if i swing with a left ok even t im right handed do u still get hit?!


Memes,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  Funny Boyfriend Quotes,  
    
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I hope you enjoy your

Impending soul-crushing midlife crisis as much as I will.
I hope you enjoy your

Impending soul-crushing midlife crisis as much as I will.


Mid Life Crisis Jokes,  Grumpy Cat Jokes,  Put Downs,  
    
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They tell me: I never see you at the club

I tell them: I never see you at the bank
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They tell me: I never see you at the club

I tell them: I never see you at the bank


Memes,  Good Comeback Jokes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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if i ever look like i give a 

hand me a snickers candy bar i'm not being my self
if i ever look like i give a

hand me a snickers candy bar i'm not being my self


Memes,  Best Rude Jokes,  Good Rude Jokes,  
    
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Died of multiple aneurysms

Which is kind of like different strokes
Died of multiple aneurysms

Which is kind of like different strokes


Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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do you exercise?

yes. love-making and woodworking.
do you exercise?

yes. love-making and woodworking.


Memes,  Ron Swanson Meme,  
    
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Look

Someone who thinks I care
Look

Someone who thinks I care


Memes,  Richard Hammond Jokes,  
    
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I wish you were a pinata.
I wish you were a pinata.

Funny Ecards,  Pinata Jokes,  
    
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if you have a problem with my atude

dial 1-800-eat-
if you have a problem with my atude

dial 1-800-eat-


Funny Jokes,  Funny Attitude Quotes,  
    
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my mom bought a lot of halloween candy this year, and since only a few people came, i have a  ton of candy. if anyone wants some, feel free to message me so i can tell you to  off because its mine.
my mom bought a lot of halloween candy this year, and since only a few people came, i have a ton of candy. if anyone wants some, feel free to message me so i can tell you to off because its mine.

Funny Jokes,  Latest Funny Status,  Funny Halloween Sayings,  
    
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do i have time for your bull?
do i have time for your bull?

Funny Jokes,  Time Jokes,  Clock Jokes,  
    
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If the Mayans taught us anything, it's that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.
If the Mayans taught us anything, it's that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.

Funny Quotes,  Mayan Jokes,  Funny End Of The World Jokes,  
    
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