Witty One Liner

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When you have your earphones on & someone says: "How many times do I have to call you"

I don't know I wasn't counting
When you have your earphones on & someone says: "How many times do I have to call you"

I don't know I wasn't counting


Memes,  Hurtbae,  Headphones Meme,  
    
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When I'm proving a point via text to some1 & I see those 3 little text dots appearing and disappearing cuz I'm rite
When I'm proving a point via text to some1 & I see those 3 little text dots appearing and disappearing cuz I'm rite

Memes,  Texting Jokes,  
    
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Tell me darling, when you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
Tell me darling, when you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?

Mind Reader Jokes,  Sarcastic Put Downs,  
    
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i'm still waiting

for my white privilege
i'm still waiting

for my white privilege


White Privilege Meme,  Funny Jokes For White People,  Middle Finger Meme,  
    
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i would never bungee jump....i came into this world because of a broken rubber and i'm not going out because of one.
i would never bungee jump....i came into this world because of a broken rubber and i'm not going out because of one.

Funny Quotes,  Condom Jokes,  
    
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well that was ing dreadful
well that was ing dreadful

Memes,  Funny Comments For Facebook,  Reaction Pictures,  
    
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Do you know how crazy that sounds?

Do you know how crazy your mother sounds?
Do you know how crazy that sounds?

Do you know how crazy your mother sounds?


Funny Jokes,  Your Mother Jokes,  Funny Comeback Jokes,  
    
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i'm bilingual

i speak  too
i'm bilingual

i speak too


Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Languages,  
    
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No, I will not share my IPod with you. Its called an IPod not an UsPod.
No, I will not share my IPod with you. Its called an IPod not an UsPod.

Relatable Posts,  Ipod Jokes,  
    
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 363,847 times, you must be the weather man.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 363,847 times, you must be the weather man.

Relatable Posts,  Weather Jokes One Liners,  English Joke Sms,  
    
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I don't hate you. It's just my attitude has problems with your personality.
I don't hate you. It's just my attitude has problems with your personality.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Attitude Quotes,  Hate You Jokes,  
    
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If they're psychic and I need them so much, why don't they just phone me?
If they're psychic and I need them so much, why don't they just phone me?

Relatable Posts,  Jokes About Psychics,  Psychic Jokes,  
    
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

Relatable Posts,  Lazy People Quotes,  Good Comebacks,  
    
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Yo' Momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo' Momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Funny Jokes,  Your Momma So Fat Jokes,  Family Jokes One Liners,  
    
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'Immature' is the word mature people use to describe fun people.
'Immature' is the word mature people use to describe fun people.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Clever Comebacks,  
    
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