Witty One Liners About Life

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I'm still waiting for the day my parents will say,

"It's all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble".
I'm still waiting for the day my parents will say,

"It's all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble".


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To my friends that are going to have children...
To my friends that are going to have children...

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"Bill Gates was a drop out"

Yea but he dropped out of Harvard not 11th grade intensive reading
"Bill Gates was a drop out"

Yea but he dropped out of Harvard not 11th grade intensive reading


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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. - Yogi Berra

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If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make vegetable stew.

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If youre living on the edge, make sure youre wearing a seat belt.

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He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of everyday, needs to reorganize his life.

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Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart.

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Life is like a donut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.

Funny Quotes About Life,  Funny One Liners About Life,  Money Jokes,  
    
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Life is full of surprises. Just say "never" and you'll see.

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It's not what you do. It's what you get away with.

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The hardest thing in life is to do nothing - 'cause you never know when your finished.

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Life is sexually transmitted.

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The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed.

Grass Jokes,  Funny Witty One Liners,  Witty Humor,  
    
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It's not all bad On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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