Witty One Liners

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One this page you will find many clever and quick witted one liner. You will find plenty of jokes and puns that include some of the swiftest and greatest comebacks and the images to support them.

We have added the most popular and best funny viral witty one liners from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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when you've deciding whether you have enough evidence to call them out on their bull
when you've deciding whether you have enough evidence to call them out on their bull

Memes,  Detective Jokes,  
    
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How females jump into conclusions.
How females jump into conclusions.

Memes,  Jokes About Females,  Jumping Jokes,  
    
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Biathlon makes me happy
You, not so much
Biathlon makes me happy
You, not so much


Biathlon Jokes,  Funny Witty Sayings,  
    
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So apparently you're fake if you ever change. You gotta stay the same person for life. I guess that explains why a lot of y'all childish
So apparently you're fake if you ever change. You gotta stay the same person for life. I guess that explains why a lot of y'all childish

Memes,  Fake People Jokes,  One Liner On Life,  
    
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when a  think she's going to come between what me and bae got at least you tried it
when a think she's going to come between what me and bae got at least you tried it

Memes,  Homewrecker Jokes,  
    
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my type of layed back day with  women.
my type of layed back day with women.

Memes,  Foot Jokes,  Dirty Jokes 2015,  
    
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

Relatable Posts,  Lazy People Quotes,  Good Comebacks,  
    
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I'll never forget the first time we met; although I'll keep trying.
I'll never forget the first time we met; although I'll keep trying.

Relatable Posts,  Rude One Liner Jokes,  
    
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You don't have to worry about zombies because zombies only eat brains.
You don't have to worry about zombies because zombies only eat brains.

Relatable Posts,  Intelligence Insults,  Intellectual Insults,  
    
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I don't care what you think of me, unless you think that I am awesome. In which case, you are right.
I don't care what you think of me, unless you think that I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

Relatable Posts,  Silly Witty One Liners,  
    
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have u tried

deez nutz
have u tried

deez nutz


Funny Jokes,  Funny Ad Slogans,  
    
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i gave that  a dance number

es love dance numbers
i gave that a dance number

es love dance numbers


Meme,  
    
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Ford

They go where they're towed
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Ron: Fords sure tow nice. Especially on soft mud!!!
Ford

They go where they're towed


Meme,  Ford Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Yo momma's so fat she is the spare!
Yo momma's so fat she is the spare!

Funny Pictures,  Momma Jokes,  Tire Jokes,  
    
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hey kid, get off your
hey kid, get off your

Funny Jokes,  Goat Puns,  Donkey Puns,  
    
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