Women Jokes For Men

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Me: I don't even fw that girl."

Her: "Well I'm finna ask her."

Me:
Me: I don't even fw that girl."

Her: "Well I'm finna ask her."

Me:


Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  
    
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Girl: He has to be 6ft, stable job, drive etc

Me: I'd prefer that she ain't fat

Girls:
Girl: He has to be 6ft, stable job, drive etc

Me: I'd prefer that she ain't fat

Girls:


Memes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Someday women of the world will wake up and think, "you know what I need? A Dude whose body kinda looks like spaghetti" 

And on that day I'll be ready
Someday women of the world will wake up and think, "you know what I need? A Dude whose body kinda looks like spaghetti"

And on that day I'll be ready


Memes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  Body Jokes,  
    
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U wanna wake yo girl up? Jangle yo keys

*Sits up* "where you going?"
U wanna wake yo girl up? Jangle yo keys

*Sits up* "where you going?"


Memes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Stop being scared bro, she right there go talk to her
Stop being scared bro, she right there go talk to her

Memes,  Cleveland Cavaliers Memes,  Jokes For Guys,  
    
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When you win the argument, but now she not talking to you
When you win the argument, but now she not talking to you

Memes,  When You Meme,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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If she doesn't know what these are from, she isn't the one bro
If she doesn't know what these are from, she isn't the one bro

Memes,  Anime Jokes,  Funny Dating Advice,  
    
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when he has 8 felonies, 7 kids with 6 baby mamas, 5 warrants, makes $4.32 an ur, no use, no car, and steals $20 our your purse.
when he has 8 felonies, 7 kids with 6 baby mamas, 5 warrants, makes $4.32 an ur, no use, no car, and steals $20 our your purse.

Memes,  Dating Fail,  Degrading Women Jokes,  
    
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when she hits you with the no-hands throat blaster supreme with surprise -smooch action
when she hits you with the no-hands throat blaster supreme with surprise -smooch action

Memes,  
    
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Me: I will never allow a boy to make a clown out of me again

Boy: Hey

Me:
Me: I will never allow a boy to make a clown out of me again

Boy: Hey

Me:


Memes,  Clown Puns,  Jokes About Females,  
    
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When she's home alone and tells you to come over but you two end up just kissing.
When she's home alone and tells you to come over but you two end up just kissing.

Memes,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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Literally the only time in human history when a woman knew exactly what she wanted to eat
Literally the only time in human history when a woman knew exactly what she wanted to eat

Memes,  Adam And Eve Jokes,  Best Jokes On Women,  
    
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when she has a career, listens to the same music as you, and loves memes
when she has a career, listens to the same music as you, and loves memes

Memes,  Dating Jokes,  
    
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When she took 2 hours to get ready but rushes you to put your shoes on
When she took 2 hours to get ready but rushes you to put your shoes on

Memes,  Dress-up Jokes,  Wasting Time Jokes,  
    
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w she look when you about nut on her face
w she look when you about nut on her face

Memes,  Finding Dory Meme,  Cum Jokes,  
    
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