Wooden Leg Jokes

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Lets go dancing!! Bought something borrowed..chopped it off a tree..wooden leg
Lets go dancing!! Bought something borrowed..chopped it off a tree..wooden leg

Funny Ecards,  Short Leg Jokes  
    
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What do you mean you're out of "I'm sexy and I know it" shirts & leather chaps? Now what'll I wear on my voyage with my wooden leg and eye patch?
What do you mean you're out of "I'm sexy and I know it" shirts & leather chaps? Now what'll I wear on my voyage with my wooden leg and eye patch?

Funny Ecards,  Pirate Jokes One Liners,  Funniest One Liner  
    
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My Aunt Peaches used to say if you dont stand for something you'll for anything. Course she did fall for anything due to a wooden leg and a nasty termite problem
My Aunt Peaches used to say if you dont stand for something you'll for anything. Course she did fall for anything due to a wooden leg and a nasty termite problem

Funny Ecards,  Aunt Jokes,  Bug Jokes For Kids  
    
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She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg

But broke it off
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg

But broke it off


Memes,  Lame Pun Raccoon,  Bad Joke,  
    
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I is a pirate..

I haz wooden leg - see?
I is a pirate..

I haz wooden leg - see?


Memes,  Pirate Jokes One Liners,  
    
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How do you like

My iron leg
How do you like

My iron leg


Memes,  Funny Leg Jokes,  Peg Leg Jokes,  
    
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If you have a wooden replacement leg, do you bring it on to the scale?

What's wrong with you!
If you have a wooden replacement leg, do you bring it on to the scale?

What's wrong with you!


Memes,  Weight Joke,  Batman Slapping Robin (theme)  
    
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what do u call our president with a wooden leg!

 on a stick
what do u call our president with a wooden leg!

on a stick


Funny Ecards,  President Jokes,  Riddle Funny Jokes  
    
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Pirate would say, "Shiver me Timbers,"

Because it was so cold that even their wooden leg would be shivering.
Pirate would say, "Shiver me Timbers,"

Because it was so cold that even their wooden leg would be shivering.


Funny Ecards,  Pirate Jokes For Kids,  Sudden Clarity Clarence (theme),  
    
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Shiver me Timbers

Is because pirates have wooden legs
Shiver me Timbers

Is because pirates have wooden legs


Memes,  Pirate Jokes One Liners,  Sudden Clarity Clarence (theme),  
    
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What goes 99 clunk... 99 clunk... 99 clunk...?

A centipede with a wooden leg. 

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night? 

Nightmare
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What goes 99 clunk... 99 clunk... 99 clunk...?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?

Nightmare


Funny Jokes,  Centipede Jokes,  Short Horse Jokes,  
    
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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"


One Legged Man Jokes,  One Leg Jokes  
    
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I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.

False Leg Jokes,  No Leg Jokes,  Funny Girlfriend Quotes  
    
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I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas!

It's not her main present, just a stocking filler......


Short Funny Christmas Jokes,  Cute Christmas Jokes  
    
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