Work Puns

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Job Interviewer: So how flexible can your hours be?

Me:
Job Interviewer: So how flexible can your hours be?

Me:


Memes,  Pun Pictures,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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''You're a good worker Steve but I just don't think you're fitting in here.''
''You're a good worker Steve but I just don't think you're fitting in here.''

Triangle Jokes,  Funny Office Comics,  
    
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Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!
Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!

Funny Leadership Quotes,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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''Great news, Haverford... I've decided to let you into my select orbit of trusted friends and advisors!''
''Great news, Haverford... I've decided to let you into my select orbit of trusted friends and advisors!''

Funny Leadership Quotes,  Funny Work Comics,  
    
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''...so the Marketing Department suggested I try a slide presentation.''
''...so the Marketing Department suggested I try a slide presentation.''

Funny Marketing Slogans,  Marketing Jokes,  
    
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Manual labor

I just don't have the mussel
Manual labor

I just don't have the mussel


Memes,  Fancy Crab,  
    
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Remember when this was a unionized tree.  If one of us didn't work, no one worked

Ahh...the good old days
Remember when this was a unionized tree. If one of us didn't work, no one worked

Ahh...the good old days


Funny Jokes,  Funny Holiday Comics,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  
    
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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

"Today sure was RUFF!"
What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

"Today sure was RUFF!"


Memes,  Dog Puns,  
    
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Why did the bread maker quit his job?

Because all his work days went a-rye!
Why did the bread maker quit his job?

Because all his work days went a-rye!


Memes,  Bread Puns,  
    
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Confucius says...

Just because you brown nose, doesn't make you a hard worker
Confucius says...

Just because you brown nose, doesn't make you a hard worker


Memes,  Wise Confucius,  Brown Nose Jokes,  
    
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Working on the weekend

Sorry, claws in my contract against that
Working on the weekend

Sorry, claws in my contract against that


Memes,  Fancy Crab,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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Ive been trying to push the envelope at work, but its still stationery.

Envelope Jokes,  Funny Work Quotes,  
    
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My father's father wanted to know if he could stay with the company in spite of the many changes. They ended up grandfathering him in.

Grandfather Jokes,  Clean Humor  
    
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As usual, the chief meteorologist blustered his way through the staff meeting.

Meteor Jokes,  Best Puns,  Joke Funny Humor  
    
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A butcher was trying so hard to be funny, but he just wasn't making the cut.

Comedian Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Cheeky One Liners  
    
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