Worst Jokes Ever

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How do you get the water into watermelon?

Plant it in the spring!
How do you get the water into watermelon?

Plant it in the spring!


List Of Stupid Jokes,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  Corny Joke,  
    
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Hey man, whats green and looks like a bucket?

Hmm...

You really don't know

Nah, I give up.

A green bucket!
Hey man, whats green and looks like a bucket?

Hmm...

You really don't know

Nah, I give up.

A green bucket!


List Of Stupid Jokes,  David Silverman Meme,  
    
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domestic violence

chances are she started it.
domestic violence

chances are she started it.


Just Wrong,  Demotivational Posters,  
    
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i got some

down es i can call
i got some

down es i can call


Memes,  Dead Azz Wrong,  
    
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when you don't wipe properly so your booty le itch..

so you scratch it and sample the groceries..
when you don't wipe properly so your booty le itch..

so you scratch it and sample the groceries..


Memes,  Gross Humor,  
    
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This is Bob. 

Bob has no arms. 

'Knock knock'

"Who is it?" 

It isn't Bob.
This is Bob.

Bob has no arms.

'Knock knock'

"Who is it?"

It isn't Bob.


Funny Jokes,  Anti Jokes List,  
    
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buying a tiara because you have always wanted one isn't normal
but on meth it is
buying a tiara because you have always wanted one isn't normal
but on meth it is


Funny Jokes,  Anti Drug Jokes,  Drug Memes,  
    
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sure, i tried pot once...

now i'm
sure, i tried pot once...

now i'm


Funny Jokes,  Anti Drug Jokes,  Anti Gay Jokes,  
    
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After ten long years of struggling with the concept of comedy, I've finally found out what a joke is. 

It's me.
After ten long years of struggling with the concept of comedy, I've finally found out what a joke is.

It's me.


Funny Jokes,  Jimmy Carr Jokes,  List Of Corny Jokes,  
    
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Went to see the eye Dr. today. 

And? 

He was blurry at first.
Went to see the eye Dr. today.

And?

He was blurry at first.


Funny Jokes,  Eye Puns,  
    
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I tried to pass him...

But he peeled out.
I tried to pass him...

But he peeled out.


Funny Pictures,  Banana Puns,  
    
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Did it ever occur to you that I might have a good reason for behaving like a Neanderthal?
Did it ever occur to you that I might have a good reason for behaving like a Neanderthal?

Funny Jokes,  Caveman Jokes,  
    
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What do cheerleading ghosts...

Say after a game? 

That's the spirit!
What do cheerleading ghosts...

Say after a game?

That's the spirit!


Funny Jokes,  Cheerleading Jokes,  
    
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What do clouds like to do...

Before breakfast? 

Have a shower!
What do clouds like to do...

Before breakfast?

Have a shower!


Funny Jokes,  Clouds Jokes,  
    
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So...

...we meat again!
So...

...we meat again!


Funny Jokes,  Puns Funny,  
    
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