Worst Pick Up Lines

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(first date)

Girl: So I'm single mother of one

Guy: Wanna be a single mother of two?

Girl: Fuck, he's good
(first date)

Girl: So I'm single mother of one

Guy: Wanna be a single mother of two?

Girl: Fuck, he's good


Memes,  First Date Jokes,  Single Mother Meme,  
    
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You might as well play be a tennis player, because Im about to court you girl.
You might as well play be a tennis player, because Im about to court you girl.

Tennis Puns,  Jokes To Pick Up Girls,  
    
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"girl did you fall from heaven cause i eat "
"girl did you fall from heaven cause i eat "

Memes,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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don't let something small like havin a boyfriend get in the way of what we can be
don't let something small like havin a boyfriend get in the way of what we can be

Funny Jokes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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i put the std in stud

and all i need is u
i put the std in stud

and all i need is u


Pickup Dragon Meme (theme),  Funny Std Jokes,  Gross Humor  
    
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Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Chat Up Lines For Kids,  Worst Chat Up Lines,  
    
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You must have farted

Because you blew me away
You must have farted

Because you blew me away


Fart Jokes,  Lame Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I have glamour shots of my balls.

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Bad Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis.

He's got a paintbrush!


Stupid Pick Up Lines,  Bad Chat Up Lines  
    
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Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? 

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Silly Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Quick question: did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?

Cheesy Chat Up Lines,  Short Chat Up Lines,  Flirty One Liners,  
    
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'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

Stupid Pick Up Lines,  Stupid Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Whoa!

Look at THOSE puppies!!


Worst Chat Up Lines Ever,  
    
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Don't believe the rumours you've heard... the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Stupid Pick Up Lines  
    
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Come on, don't make me beg!

Bad Pick Up Lines,  
    
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