Young Kid Jokes

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What do you call a fish with two legs?

A two-knee fish.


Jokes For Kindergarten Children,  Good Children Jokes,  
    
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What does Godzilla eat when he goes to a restaurant?

The restaurant.


Food Jokes For Kids,  Clean Jokes One Liners  
    
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Piano Tuner: I am here to tune your piano, ma'am.

Mrs. Tonedeff: But I didn't call you.

Piano Tuner: No, but you're neighbors did.


Piano Jokes,  Good Childrens Jokes  
    
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Why do giraffes have long necks?

So they don't smell there stinky feet.


Little Kid Jokes,  Funny Facts About Animals,  5 Year Old Jokes  
    
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"Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes."

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Q. In a recent survey, what did Americans reveal was their favorite smell?
A. Banana


Banana Jokes For Kids,  Funny Jokes For Little Kids  
    
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Q: Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience?
A: She had to give a screech.


Best Jokes All Time,  Opening Speech Jokes  
    
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Q: What does a sorceress wear?
A: A bewitching outfit.


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Q: How do you make an apple turnover?

A: Push it down hill.


Pie Puns,  Cute Little Jokes,  Jokes For 10 Year Olds  
    
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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!


Cute Animal Jokes,  Television Jokes,  Elephant Puns  
    
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Q: What do bees chew?

A: Bumble gum!


Bubble Gum Jokes,  Cute Kid Jokes  
    
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Q: Why do bees buzz?

A: Because they can't whistle!


Bee Jokes,  Kid Riddles Jokes,  Jokes For 9 Year Olds  
    
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Q: What has one eye but cannot see?

A: A needle.


Good Kid Jokes,  Funniest Kid Jokes,  
    
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11 year old kids making Twitter accounts and shit.

TF you gonna tweet about?!

"Just got the new 64 Crayola pack. With the sharpener"


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Q: What's green and short and goes camping?

A: A boy sprout!


Boy Scout Jokes,  Camping Puns,  Childrens Riddles,  Jokes For 3 Year Olds,  
    
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