Young Kids Jokes

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What did one pyramid say to the other?

 Hows your mummy!
What did one pyramid say to the other?

Hows your mummy!


Egypt Puns,  Good Kids Jokes,  
    
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When your uncle visits & gives you $50 before he leaves... But your mom says she'll keep it for you
When your uncle visits & gives you $50 before he leaves... But your mom says she'll keep it for you

Memes,  Funny Little Kid Jokes,  
    
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Future generations will never know about this unique relationship
Future generations will never know about this unique relationship

Memes,  90s Jokes,  
    
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Have I made myself clear?

Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass
Have I made myself clear?

Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass


Memes,  Lizard Puns,  Lizard Jokes,  
    
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no-body to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no-body to go with!


Funny Jokes,  Skeleton Jokes For Kids,  
    
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A peanut sat on a railroad track.

His heart was all a-flutter.

The five-fifteen came rushing by.

"Toot! Toot!" Peanut butter!


Jokes For Young Kids,  Peanut Jokes,  Train Jokes,  
    
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How many jelly beans can you put in an empty jar?

Only one--after that the jar isn't empty anymore.


Jokes For Kids And Riddles,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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What do pigs do after school?

Hamwork.


Kid School Jokes,  Clean School Jokes For Kids  
    
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What year do frogs like best?

Leap year.


Childrens Riddles,  Toad Jokes,  Childrens Jokes,  
    
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What is a teacher's three favorite words?
June, July & August!


Teacher Jokes For Kids,  Teacher Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What did the boxer say to his barber?

Give me an uppercut!


Boxer Jokes,  Best Kids Jokes Ever,  Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell,  
    
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He's got no back up

floor it!
He's got no back up

floor it!


Funny Police Images,  Speeding Jokes,  Funny Children Images  
    
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remember when i said i didn't poop?

i lied.
remember when i said i didn't poop?

i lied.


Poop Jokes,  Lier Jokes,  Meme Funny,  
    
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In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier:
- Are you stupid? This isn't real money!
Peter:
- You're stupid. The car is not real either.


Kids Riddles And Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell,  9 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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Knock, Knock!!
Whos there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and youll see!


Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids,  Knock Knock Whos There  
    
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