Your Mama So Skinny Jokes

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Brandon and Sarah: yo mama is so fat when she sat around the house literally sat AROUND the house!
Yo mama is so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop.

Great Yo Mama Jokes,  Cereal Puns,  Drowning Jokes,  
    
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Yo Mama's so skinny and flat, she's the only woman in the world with two backs.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she could parachute with a sandwich bag

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Yo mama is so skinny that she only has one stripe on her pajamas.

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Yo mama is so small that she goes paragliding on a Dorito.

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Yo mama is so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report on her "baby bump."

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Yo mama is so skinny that her nipples touch.

Funny Breast Jokes,  Nipple Jokes  
    
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Yo mama is so skinny that she goes hot tubbing with the Mini Wheats Man.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she wears waders in the shower to keep from slipping down the drain.

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Yo mamma so skinny she fell through the hole of the toilet

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, when she tripped and hit the curb, she shattered.

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Yo mama is so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

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Yo mama is so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.

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Yo mamma so skinny when she was about to get hit by a train the train missed

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