Here you will find the zirconium jokes. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.
Believe it or not there are plenty of jokes about the Periodic Table and unless you’re a scientist, chemist or a ”science geek” most of them probably won’t make any sense. Zirconium is a chemical element but for most of us cubic zirconia comes to mind. You wouldn’t be completely wrong. Diamonds are a girls best friend but cubic “zirconium” is when you care enough to make her think you care.
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