Zirconium Jokes

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Zirconium jokes
Here you will find the zirconium jokes. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

Believe it or not there are plenty of jokes about the Periodic Table and unless you’re a scientist, chemist or a ”science geek” most of them probably won’t make any sense. Zirconium is a chemical element but for most of us cubic zirconia comes to mind. You wouldn’t be completely wrong. Diamonds are a girls best friend but cubic “zirconium” is when you care enough to make her think you care.

We have the best collection of zirconium jokes on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend...?

No, not at all... it's more a case of the cubic zirconia offering more bling for the buck!!
Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend...?

No, not at all... it's more a case of the cubic zirconia offering more bling for the buck!!


Memes,  Funny Best Friend Jokes,  
    
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"Sure, I know diamonds are a girl's best friend. But couldn't cubic zirconia be a really good acquaintance?"
"Sure, I know diamonds are a girl's best friend. But couldn't cubic zirconia be a really good acquaintance?"

Memes,  Jewelry Jokes,  
    
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"You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconia?... but, you're a diamond dealer!"
"You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconia?... but, you're a diamond dealer!"

Memes,  Diamond Jokes,  
    
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Doesn't use deodorant because aluminum zirconium is bad for you

Smokes cigarettes
Doesn't use deodorant because aluminum zirconium is bad for you

Smokes cigarettes


Memes,  College Liberal Meme (theme),  Bad Hygiene Jokes,  
    
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Nothing says "I Love You" more than a cubit zirconium encrusted peppermill...
Nothing says "I Love You" more than a cubit zirconium encrusted peppermill...

Funny Ecards,  I Love You One Liners,  
    
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What did the wife say when her wedding ring tarnished?

The is pandemonium, my ring is cubic zirconium!
What did the wife say when her wedding ring tarnished?

The is pandemonium, my ring is cubic zirconium!


Memes,  Funny Rhyming Quotes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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Zirconium jokes?

Yes those exist
Zirconium jokes?

Yes those exist


Memes,  Cat Chemistry Jokes (theme),  
    
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Por favor, perdoname

Is that a diamond??

No it's cubic zirconium

I only want a diamond

One of these?
And one of these?
Then some of these?

No
Por favor, perdoname

Is that a diamond??

No it's cubic zirconium

I only want a diamond

One of these?
And one of these?
Then some of these?

No


Memes,  Funny Men Jokes For Women,  
    
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I knight this element

Zirconium
I knight this element

Zirconium


Knight Jokes,  Funny Element Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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Zirconium! 

Zirconium everywhere
Zirconium!

Zirconium everywhere


Everywhere Meme (theme),  Science Humor,  Element Jokes  
    
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And this is where I would put my Zirconium Peak

If I had one
And this is where I would put my Zirconium Peak

If I had one


Science Memes,  Funny Element Jokes,  Science Humor  
    
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