Zombie Puns

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Are you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse? Are you a Walking Dead fan? If yes to both then, we don’t need to explain what a zombie is. If you answered no, I’m sure you’ve heard of the living dead that eats people (brains especially) and will eventually take over the world. Maybe you’ve seen a chick whose makeup was clearly the wrong shade and she was so pale she looked like she didn’t even have a pulse.

Here we have the best collection of zombie puns on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
Speed dating

''But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!''
Speed dating

''But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!''


Speed Dating Jokes,  Funny Zombie Comics,  Funny Zombie Pictures,  
    
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Johnnie Walker

Dead label
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Johnnie Walker

Dead label


Johnnie Walker Jokes,  Walking Dead Meme,  Play On Words Jokes,  
    
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Zombie Harbaugh says

I chews you
Zombie Harbaugh says

I chews you


Memes,  Jim Harbaugh Meme,  
    
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Those walkers are just dying to get in here!

Dying to get in here, Carl.
Those walkers are just dying to get in here!

Dying to get in here, Carl.


Memes,  Walking Dead Jokes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Hey Carl

Caaarrrllll

What do you call a fast zombie?

A zoombie Carl
Hey Carl

Caaarrrllll

What do you call a fast zombie?

A zoombie Carl


Memes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Zombie Mozart is decomposing
Zombie Mozart is decomposing

Funny Pictures,  Funny Zombie,  
    
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Hands

Soap

Only you can prevent the 
Zombie Apocaylypse
Hands

Soap

Only you can prevent the
Zombie Apocaylypse


Funny Jokes,  Funny Bathroom Signs,  
    
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Zombie Turkey

This is why you do not thaw a Turkey in warm water
Zombie Turkey

This is why you do not thaw a Turkey in warm water


Meme,  Funny Turkey Jokes,  
    
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Got all weapons for zombie apocalypse
Got all weapons for zombie apocalypse

Funny Pictures,  Apocalypse Jokes,  
    
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i like you and all, but if the zombies start chasing us, i'm tripping your .
i like you and all, but if the zombies start chasing us, i'm tripping your .

Funny Ecards,  Funny Romantic Ecards,  
    
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I love you enough to not gnaw your face off during the zombie apocalypse.
I love you enough to not gnaw your face off during the zombie apocalypse.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Love Ecards,  Funny Couples  
    
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Zombie nuts

What can I even say to make this more awesome?
Zombie nuts

What can I even say to make this more awesome?


Memes,  Funny Zombie Posters,  Funny As Hell Pictures,  
    
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I'm not saying its the start of the Zombie Apocalypse, but when a dude bites off another dude's face and doesn't react to being shot...perhaps we should consider it.
I'm not saying its the start of the Zombie Apocalypse, but when a dude bites off another dude's face and doesn't react to being shot...perhaps we should consider it.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Ecard,  Some Good Jokes  
    
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Zombie Jesus

Loves you
Zombie Jesus

Loves you


Memes,  Kiddy Jokes,  Funny Jesus Images  
    
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Easter is coming, pray Zombie Jesus doesn't eat your brains!!!!
Easter is coming, pray Zombie Jesus doesn't eat your brains!!!!

Memes,  Silly Cute Jokes,  Easter Jokes  
    
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