Cop Jokes

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If you think there's nothing better than sex, you've never had a cop turn on his lights behind you then pull over someone else.
If you think there's nothing better than sex, you've never had a cop turn on his lights behind you then pull over someone else.

Memes,  Police Jokes,  
    
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Cop: License and registration please Me: yeah I'll have 2 mcdoubles and a large pepperoni
Cop: License and registration please

Me: yeah I'll have 2 mcdoubles and a large pepperoni

Memes,  Drunk Driving Pictures,  High Memes,  
    
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My uber driver trippin
My uber driver trippin

Memes,  Uber Jokes,  
    
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Everything I need to know about whether or not cops are allowed to search my car I learned from Jay-Z songs.
Everything I need to know about whether or not cops are allowed to search my car I learned from Jay-Z songs.

Memes,  Jay Z Funny,  
    
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Someone called the police on my dog because he ran away and attacked a deer and I know this is serious but the sight of him in the cop car I'm alskdjfsgh
Someone called the police on my dog because he ran away and attacked a deer and I know this is serious but the sight of him in the cop car I'm alskdjfsgh

Memes,  Bad Dog Jokes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  
    
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Me after a cop is behind me for a while and then turns a different direction
Me after a cop is behind me for a while and then turns a different direction

Memes,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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Lemme get this straight. You kneel to protest cops but then snitch on some fans to a cop because they upset you?? Got it
Lemme get this straight. You kneel to protest cops but then snitch on some fans to a cop because they upset you?? Got it

Memes,  Athlete Jokes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Cop: Can I see your drivers license? Her: Eww no I look like garbage in it. Cop: OMG same ok nevermind.
Cop: Can I see your drivers license?

Her: Eww no I look like garbage in it.

Cop: OMG same ok nevermind.

Memes,  Police Humor,  Drivers Licence Answers Jokes,  
    
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When you pass a cop and you see him make a U-turn Oh no baby what! is you doing???
When you pass a cop and you see him make a U-turn

Oh no baby what! is you doing???

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Cop : I pulled you over for texting while driving Me : You was on a whole laptop tho ....
Cop : I pulled you over for texting while driving

Me : You was on a whole laptop tho ....

Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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When a cop car makes a U-Turn behind you
When a cop car makes a U-Turn behind you

Memes,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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Guys with hair like this have a 125% chance of giving you a ticket
Guys with hair like this have a 125% chance of giving you a ticket

Memes,  Jokes About Hair,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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[u.s. - mexican border] cop: papers? guy: scissors cop: ! you're cleared. go through guy: gracias
[u.s. - mexican border]

cop: papers?

guy: scissors

cop: ! you're cleared. go through

guy: gracias

Memes,  Illegal Mexican Jokes,  Mexican Immigrant Jokes,  
    
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When there's a cop behind you and you've literally done nothing wrong but somehow you still feel like a criminal
When there's a cop behind you and you've literally done nothing wrong but somehow you still feel like a criminal

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cop: truth or dare? guy: truth cop: have you been drinking? guy: dare
cop: truth or dare?

guy: truth

cop: have you been drinking?

guy: dare

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