Funny Random Sayings

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I'm considering setting up a pair of "door pants" by the front door so I have quick and easy access to pants when delivery people etc. come to the house. Door pants.
I'm considering setting up a pair of "door pants" by the front door so I have quick and easy access to pants when delivery people etc. come to the house. Door pants.

Memes,  Pants Jokes,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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Me: Hit do you take walk-ins

The morgue: What
Me: Hit do you take walk-ins

The morgue: What


Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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Whoever thought of appetizers was literally time  "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful
Whoever thought of appetizers was literally time "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful

Memes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Him: I can't really think about our issues rn. I've got alot on my mind.

Her; Like what?

Him: If Pitbull and Flowrida formed a super group. Would u call it Pitflow or BullRida? Me and C
Him: I can't really think about our issues rn. I've got alot on my mind.

Her; Like what?

Him: If Pitbull and Flowrida formed a super group. Would u call it Pitflow or BullRida? Me and C


Memes,  Couples Humor,  Jokes About Rappers,  
    
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i had 

then i woke up yo mama on me
i had

then i woke up yo mama on me


Memes,  Yo Mama Jokes,  
    
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No pants day
No pants day

Memes,  Pants Jokes,  Day Jokes,  
    
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Hey Brad

Stop milking that bull
Hey Brad

Stop milking that bull


Memes,  Brad Jokes,  Obama Memes,  
    
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That moment when you lose your sting ray, but then you find it again...
That moment when you lose your sting ray, but then you find it again...

Memes,  That Moment When Meme,  
    
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this little kid came up to me and said "you look like my uncle" lmao
this little kid came up to me and said "you look like my uncle" lmao

Memes,  Uncle Jokes,  
    
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Isn't it weird how glue doesn't get stuck to the container it's in.
Isn't it weird how glue doesn't get stuck to the container it's in.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Weird Quotes,  Glue Jokes,  
    
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Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

Hardest Tongue Twisters,  Tricky Tongue Twisters  
    
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Nothing is impossible

Nothing is Rajnikanth
Nothing is impossible

Nothing is Rajnikanth


Funny Jokes,  Rajinikanth Jokes,  Funny Famous Sayings,  
    
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A Haiku: 

I am obsessed with
You being obsessed with me. 
Please at least pretend.
A Haiku:

I am obsessed with
You being obsessed with me.
Please at least pretend.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Love Poems,  Clean Funny Jokes,  
    
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Hey you guuuuys!

I took a shower!
Hey you guuuuys!

I took a shower!


Meme,  Sloth Goonies,  Shower Humor,  
    
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I likes ya. And I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

The choice is yours.
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Elaine: Elaine's
I likes ya. And I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

The choice is yours.


Meme,  Boondocks,  Funny Boondocks Quotes,  
    
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