Horny Jokes

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y'all  would still smash
y'all would still smash

Memes,  Momo Memes,  
    
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me swing up at 3am to my booty call's use after an 8-ball, 32 sts and a twelver of pbr, seeking to ear some
me swing up at 3am to my booty call's use after an 8-ball, 32 sts and a twelver of pbr, seeking to ear some

Memes,  Drunk Funny,  Booty Call Jokes,  
    
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her; nah i'm not going over there all he trynna do is 

her to herself:  you wanna  too go over there
her; nah i'm not going over there all he trynna do is

her to herself: you wanna too go over there


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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when bae's rny but you just want to sleep
when bae's rny but you just want to sleep

Memes,  Bae Memes,  
    
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when she promised you were only watching a movie and you feel her hand crawl up your thigh

(screaming)
when she promised you were only watching a movie and you feel her hand crawl up your thigh

(screaming)


Memes,  The Office Memes,  
    
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15 minutes into netflix and chill and she still hasn't reached for your  yet

look at it
15 minutes into netflix and chill and she still hasn't reached for your yet

look at it


Memes,  Netflix And Chill Meme,  
    
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when you've been a  ti your man all week, and now you're rny af and he won't text you back.
when you've been a ti your man all week, and now you're rny af and he won't text you back.

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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"your son not crying, you hearing . come on."
"your son not crying, you hearing . come on."

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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can we try

just the tip?
can we try

just the tip?


Meme,  
    
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well imma sleep, rny. i love you! goodnight

goodnight rny :p i love you too!

good morning ney :)

oh my gosh, i just realized that i called you rny instead ney :/
well imma sleep, rny. i love you! goodnight

goodnight rny :p i love you too!

good morning ney :)

oh my gosh, i just realized that i called you rny instead ney :/


Funny Good Morning Texts,  Best Autocorrect Fails,  
    
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when you tell her you have car problems

but she say "im rny"
when you tell her you have car problems

but she say "im rny"


Memes,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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if i'm rny on my birthday

suld i celibate?
if i'm rny on my birthday

suld i celibate?


Celibacy Jokes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  Philosoraptor (theme),  
    
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him : "what you got on?.. "

her : "nothing, i like to sleep na... "
him : "what you got on?.. "

her : "nothing, i like to sleep na... "


Call Ended Meme (theme),  Naked Jokes,  Funny Sleeping Quotes,  
    
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when she's in a bad mood but kinda rny

moist & unstable
when she's in a bad mood but kinda rny

moist & unstable


Memes,  Mood Memes,  Weather Jokes,  
    
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when you're in bed rny af but bae keeps telling u *stop i don't feel like it* wen u rub her ..
when you're in bed rny af but bae keeps telling u *stop i don't feel like it* wen u rub her ..

Memes,  Bae Meme,  
    
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