Onion Puns

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I just want to put onions in your pants and cry myself to sleep

Pants Jokes,  Crying Jokes,  Sleep Puns,  
    
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Here I am! Raw & Exposed!

Is this what you wanted?

Stop it! You're making me cry!
Here I am! Raw & Exposed!

Is this what you wanted?

Stop it! You're making me cry!


Crying Jokes,  Vegetable Puns,  Fruit And Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Crying Jokes,  Funny Life Jokes,  Funny One Liners About Life,  
    
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Q: What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

A: You don't cry when you chop up a hooker!


    
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Q: What goes on and on and has an I in the middle?

A: An onion


Food Jokes For Kids,  Food Jokes One Liners,  Wordplay Jokes,  
    
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day should take care of everyone else.

Apple Jokes,  Doctor Jokes One Liners,  Stinky Jokes,  
    
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onions think that they're ugly because you cry after you get them naked
onions think that they're ugly because you cry after you get them naked

Naked Jokes,  Crying Jokes,  Silly Jokes For Kids,  
    
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just me, a lonely onion 

when suddenly a wild blonde come over

hey there

aaah, mmm, ye ney, let me sw you my deepest secrets

babe, whats wrong?

no, please, don't  cry!

what am i doing wrong?

why do women always start crying when they undress me?
just me, a lonely onion

when suddenly a wild blonde come over

hey there

aaah, mmm, ye ney, let me sw you my deepest secrets

babe, whats wrong?

no, please, don't cry!

what am i doing wrong?

why do women always start crying when they undress me?


Crying Jokes,  That Moment When Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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My wallet is like an onion

When I open it I start to cry
My wallet is like an onion

When I open it I start to cry


Wallet Jokes,  No Money Jokes,  Crying Jokes,  
    
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What is the square root of onions?

Shallots!
What is the square root of onions?

Shallots!


Square Root Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Funny Math Jokes,  
    
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Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?

A: In an onion ring!


Fight Puns,  Food Puns,  Food Humor,  Pun Riddles,  
    
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What is the difference between a Michigan jersey and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an Michigan jersey


Michigan Jokes,  Crying Jokes,  Michigan State Jokes,  
    
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What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?

Nothing. They all make women's eyes water!


Women Humor,  
    
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A lot of people cry when they chop onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.
A lot of people cry when they chop onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

Cooking Puns,  Food Humor,  Emotional Jokes  
    
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