Short People Jokes One Liners

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You're almost tall enough to be taken seriously
KAPPITS (5)
Fatty: Roast me
Roast me

Fatty: Boys
Boys

Fire: Kay kay
Kaitlynn: Freckles
gage baker: deez nuts
You're almost tall enough to be taken seriously

Tall Jokes For Short People,  Short People Insults,  
    
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When you have to tiptoe in a 5ft pool, or else you'll drown.
When you have to tiptoe in a 5ft pool, or else you'll drown.

Funny Quotes,  Short Person Jokes,  
    
75%

"I have to look up to talk to you!" Get a stool, shrimp.
KAPPITS (1)
So shortπŸ˜‚: Grow josie πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸœ
"I have to look up to talk to you!" Get a stool, shrimp.

Jokes For Tall People,  Tall Jokes Comebacks,  Short People Insults,  
    
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Not only are your friends short, they are dramatically below average height.
Not only are your friends short, they are dramatically below average height.

Tall Girl Problems,  Tall People Problems,  
    
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Running into short people because you're looking straight ahead
KAPPITS (2)
wen I don't talk to: Wen i dont talk to u
wen I don't talk to: Bc i look straight ahead & I can't c uπŸ˜‚
Running into short people because you're looking straight ahead

Tall Girl Jokes,  Tall Girl Problems,  
    
100%

Dancing with short guys be like...
Dancing with short guys be like...

Short Person Jokes,  Short Man Jokes,  
    
100%

Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people but I don't want to stoop to their level.
Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people but I don't want to stoop to their level.

Jokes About Short People,  Short Person Jokes,  
    
100%

Appreciate the little things, hug a short person.
Appreciate the little things, hug a short person.

Hug Jokes,  Short Funny Thoughts,  
    
100%

Ladders help short people not ask to many needy questions
Ladders help short people not ask to many needy questions

Short People Jokes,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
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The key to writing short people jokes is keeping them short
The key to writing short people jokes is keeping them short

Short People Jokes,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
100%

Life is short

& so am I.
Life is short

& so am I.


Short Jokes One Liners,  Life Jokes,  
    
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Short people are oppressed, they're always getting overlooked.
Short people are oppressed, they're always getting overlooked.

Short People Jokes,  Short Funny Quotes,  
    
100%

Short people: last to get rained on, but first to drown.
Short people: last to get rained on, but first to drown.

Rain Jokes,  Short Person Joke,  
    
33%

srt girls are mean because they are closer to .
srt girls are mean because they are closer to .

Hell Jokes,  Hilarious Short Jokes,  
    
100%

When you're the shortest person in the squad
When you're the shortest person in the squad

Memes,  Haha,  
    
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