Speech Jokes

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When you forget your Easter speech and the congregation starts clapping and saying "that's alright, baby"
When you forget your Easter speech and the congregation starts clapping and saying "that's alright, baby"

Memes,  When You Meme,  Steve Harvey Meme,  
    
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"Go....good morning....m....my name is Aubrey and these are the....morn....morning announcements.."

Church mother: It's alright baby!!!
"Go....good morning....m....my name is Aubrey and these are the....morn....morning announcements.."
Church mother: It's alright baby!!!


Memes,  Drake Memes,  Church Humor,  
    
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Me at my bff wedding giving the speech
Me at my bff wedding giving the speech

Memes,  Bff Meme,  Wedding Memes,  
    
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Her: So why do you want this job?

Me: My parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life, that your word is bond and you d what you say you're going to do?

Her: is that from Michelle Obama's speech?

Me: Actually, Melania Trump
Her: So why do you want this job?

Me: My parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life, that your word is bond and you d what you say you're going to do?

Her: is that from Michelle Obama's speech?

Me: Actually, Melania Trump


Memes,  Interview Jokes,  Melania Trump Memes,  
    
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Speech writing degree

Trump University
Speech writing degree

Trump University


Memes,  Melania Trump Memes,  Anti Trump Meme,  
    
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Mrs Trump in the case of the speech that you gave last night, you stated that you wrote that with little help. Based upon footage of Michelle Obama's speech in 2008 THAT WAS A LIE!!!!!
Mrs Trump in the case of the speech that you gave last night, you stated that you wrote that with little help. Based upon footage of Michelle Obama's speech in 2008 THAT WAS A LIE!!!!!

Memes,  Maury Povich Meme,  Melania Trump Memes,  
    
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When people online call you white cause yo sentence structure was on point
When people online call you white cause yo sentence structure was on point

Memes,  Carlton Meme,  Jokes For Black People,  
    
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words i use in every sentence:

-no
-stop
-dude
-literally
-like
-seriously
-

that's a sentence right there
words i use in every sentence:

-no
-stop
-dude
-literally
-like
-seriously
-

that's a sentence right there


Memes,  Lol Comedy,  Funny Word Jokes,  
    
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"...and I would like to thank the in-laws for the dishwasher."
"...and I would like to thank the in-laws for the dishwasher."

Best Wedding Speech Jokes,  Wedding Speech Jokes,  
    
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"That concludes my prepared remarks.. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers."
"That concludes my prepared remarks.. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers."

Funny Cartoon Image,  Funny Cartoon Pictures With Captions,  
    
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"This bark collar is a restriction of my free speech."
"This bark collar is a restriction of my free speech."

Funny Dog Comics,  Best Dog Jokes,  
    
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"I know one thing about parts of speech, Billy and student aren't synonyms."
"I know one thing about parts of speech, Billy and student aren't synonyms."

School Jokes,  Student Jokes,  
    
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Election speech writer

To do list:

1. Avoid verbs
Election speech writer

To do list:

1. Avoid verbs


Funny Politics Jokes,  Political Cartoon Jokes,  
    
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 'He's quite a politician - his speech on pollution really muddied the waters!'
'He's quite a politician - his speech on pollution really muddied the waters!'

Political Jokes Funny,  Pollution Jokes,  
    
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'I always thought that was just a figure of speech.'
'I always thought that was just a figure of speech.'

Lawyer Jokes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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