Speeding Ticket Jokes

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Why do I drive like I can afford a ticket
Why do I drive like I can afford a ticket

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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Guys with hair like this have a 125% chance of giving you a ticket
Guys with hair like this have a 125% chance of giving you a ticket

Memes,  Jokes About Hair,  
    
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Got pulled over today and the cop really thought I was driving around in a Pontiac Harambe
Got pulled over today and the cop really thought I was driving around in a Pontiac Harambe

Memes,  Funny Car Images,  
    
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cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old
cop: you been drinking sir?

guy: had 2 twisted tea's earlier

cop: here's ur ticket for being a 13 year old


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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idk his name but he looks like a tmas, free my  tmas
idk his name but he looks like a tmas, free my tmas

Memes,  Thomas Jokes,  
    
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Lady: I Thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls

Cop: We don't. Sign here
Lady: I Thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls

Cop: We don't. Sign here


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive
girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive


Memes,  Woman Driver Jokes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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When you think you beat a red light and you see a camera flash
When you think you beat a red light and you see a camera flash

Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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I live my life one speeding ticket at a time
I live my life one speeding ticket at a time

Fast And Furious Memes,  Fast And Furious Jokes,  
    
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Speeding ticket? 

You mean driving like a man tax
Speeding ticket?

You mean driving like a man tax


Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Speeding ticket 

Now I have to drive normally
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Speeding ticket

Now I have to drive normally


First World Problems Memes (theme),  First World Problems,  
    
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What if I told you, 

That if you don't speed, you won't get a speeding ticket?
What if I told you,

That if you don't speed, you won't get a speeding ticket?


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Matrix Jokes,  
    
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Don't worry, a speeding ticket was all we found 

When my mom ran a background check on you
Don't worry, a speeding ticket was all we found

When my mom ran a background check on you


Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme,  
    
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"So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."
"So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."

Pacman Jokes,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"I've heard some lame excuses in my time, but "I'm only 7" takes the cake."
"I've heard some lame excuses in my time, but "I'm only 7" takes the cake."

Silly Cute Jokes,  Cute Jokes For Kids,  
    
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