Tall People Insults

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Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).
Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).

God Jokes,  Short Person Jokes,  
    
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Its a fact that tall people sleep longer in bed.
Its a fact that tall people sleep longer in bed.

Bed Joke,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  
    
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Actually yes! The weather is great up here!
Actually yes!

The weather is great up here!

Weather Jokes,  Giraffe Jokes,  
    
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Tall people are only good for two things: Laughing at them, and getting things from the top shelf.
Tall people are only good for two things: Laughing at them, and getting things from the top shelf.

Tall Insults,  Funny Jokes Quotes,  
    
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How many tall people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. One to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.
How many tall people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.

Light Bulb Jokes,  Short People Jokes,  
    
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Whats the difference between a clown and a tall person? Their shoe store.
Whats the difference between a clown and a tall person?

Their shoe store.

Funny Shoe Jokes,  Clown Jokes,  
    
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A big benefit of tall people is that you don't need to come downstairs to shake their hand. You can do it right from the balcony.
A big benefit of tall people is that you don't need to come downstairs to shake their hand. You can do it right from the balcony.

Tall Person Jokes,  Best Funny Quotes,  
    
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What do you call a tall, attractive person? An evolutionary miracle.
What do you call a tall, attractive person?

An evolutionary miracle.

Evolution Joke,  Funny Ugly Jokes,  
    
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Books for tall people
Books for tall people

Best Tall Jokes,  Humor Pictures,  
    
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The other day I Googled tall people." Funny thing was, Google only showed results for dumb people.
The other day I Googled tall people." Funny thing was, Google only showed results for dumb people.

Funny Dumb Jokes,  Google Search Jokes,  
    
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What does a tall person and a burnt out lightbulb have in common? Theyre not that bright.
What does a tall person and a burnt out lightbulb have in common?

Theyre not that bright.

Stupid Insults,  Light Bulb Jokes,  
    
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How do you make a tall person look more awkward? You cant.
How do you make a tall person look more awkward?

You cant.

Funny Tall People Jokes,  Joke Question And Answer,  
    
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What's the most popular sport for tall women? Wrestling each other over men who are taller than them.
What's the most popular sport for tall women?

Wrestling each other over men who are taller than them.

Tall Women Jokes,  Sport Jokes,  
    
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Yo mama so tall she tripped on a rock and hit the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped on a rock and hit the moon.

Yo Mama So Tall Jokes,  Funniest Yo Mama Jokes,  
    
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Oh so you saw a tall guy with a suit It must have been the Slender Man for sure
Oh so you saw a tall guy with a suit

It must have been the Slender Man for sure

Tall Guy Problems,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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