Turning 60 Years Old Jokes

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Turning 60? Look on the bright side: you're still younger than Mick Jagger.
Turning 60? Look on the bright side: you're still younger than Mick Jagger.

Rock Jokes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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At 60, chasing girls refers almost exclusively to granddaughters.
At 60, chasing girls refers almost exclusively to granddaughters.

Grandparent Jokes,  Jokes About Old Age,  
    
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When you're 60 you start bragging about your age. How else are you going to get your senior discounts?.
When you're 60 you start bragging about your age. How else are you going to get your senior discounts?.

Senior Citizen Jokes,  Old Person Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Turning 60 has nothing to do with performance  just the speed of performance.
Turning 60 has nothing to do with performance just the speed of performance.

Getting Old Jokes,  Slow Jokes,  
    
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Congrats - youre 60! If you acted your age, youd be schizophrenic.
Congrats - youre 60! If you acted your age, youd be schizophrenic.

Crazy Funny Sayings,  Crazy One Liners,  
    
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Now that I'm 60, I wouldn't want to be a teenager again. But I wouldn't mind looking like one.
Now that I'm 60, I wouldn't want to be a teenager again. But I wouldn't mind looking like one.

Jokes About Teenagers,  Old People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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turning 60 means:

not wearing a bra tugs the wrinkles right out of your face.
turning 60 means:

not wearing a bra tugs the wrinkles right out of your face.


Bra Jokes,  
    
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60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills.
60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills.

Medicine Jokes,  Best Old Age Jokes,  
    
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.

Funny Getting Old,  Aging Humor,  
    
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A 60 year old woman goes to see a matchmaker. One of her criteria is a man with regular bowel movements. 
The matchmaker asks, Does it matter if theyre voluntary?
A 60 year old woman goes to see a matchmaker. One of her criteria is a man with regular bowel movements.
The matchmaker asks, Does it matter if theyre voluntary?


Jokes For 60 Year Olds,  
    
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At 60, two of the most important things in life are bowel movements and nose hair.
At 60, two of the most important things in life are bowel movements and nose hair.

Funny Poop Sayings,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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You might start feeling like youre "old" at 60, but let's face it, you were old last year.
You might start feeling like youre "old" at 60, but let's face it, you were old last year.

Older Women Jokes,  
    
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I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I dont have to respect anybody.
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I dont have to respect anybody.

Jokes On Getting Older,  Elderly Jokes,  
    
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At 60, your hair becomes a cosmic joke. It moves from your head to your ears and your nose. And you can't see it without one of those giant funhouse mirrors.
At 60, your hair becomes a cosmic joke. It moves from your head to your ears and your nose. And you can't see it without one of those giant funhouse mirrors.

Hair Jokes,  Jokes On Getting Older,  
    
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Turning 60 means: No More Tank Tops. It's a rule.
Turning 60 means: No More Tank Tops. It's a rule.

Fashion Jokes,  Older People Jokes,  
    
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