Wife Jokes One Liners

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My wife stepping our of a shower she claims was lukewarm
My wife stepping our of a shower she claims was lukewarm

Memes,  Shower Humor,  Hot Water Jokes,  
    
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Me trying to seduce my husband after the kids finally go to bed
Me trying to seduce my husband after the kids finally go to bed

Memes,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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When u really don't wanna leave ya side bitch house but ya wife bout to come looking for u....
When u really don't wanna leave ya side bitch house but ya wife bout to come looking for u....

Memes,  Side Chick Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When my wife opens a jar on her first try, she's like...
When my wife opens a jar on her first try, she's like...

Memes,  Strong Jokes,  
    
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Im trying to wife you starter kit:
Im trying to wife you starter kit:

Memes,  Starter Kit Meme,  
    
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Not afraid of zombies

Afraid wife will sleep with zombies
Not afraid of zombies

Afraid wife will sleep with zombies


Memes,  Fear Jokes,  Rick Grimes Meme,  
    
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So incredible hulk is coming

He must have an incredible wife
So incredible hulk is coming

He must have an incredible wife


Memes,  John Terry Jokes,  Hulk Meme,  
    
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am i the only one around here

that doesn't have to bribe my wife to do something i enjoy
am i the only one around here

that doesn't have to bribe my wife to do something i enjoy


Memes,  
    
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My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things, but I laugh more.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things, but I laugh more.

Funny Ecards,  Best Laughing Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Marriage,  
    
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You'd make a good wife like a dyslexic with Parkinson's would make a good tattoo artist.
You'd make a good wife like a dyslexic with Parkinson's would make a good tattoo artist.

Funny Ecards,  Wife Ecards,  
    
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I vow to remember that you're always right, and to take the phrase 'Happy Wife, Happy Life' very seriously.
I vow to remember that you're always right, and to take the phrase 'Happy Wife, Happy Life' very seriously.

Funny Ecards,  Wife Ecards,  
    
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If you are celebrating you one week "anniversary", get her dryer sheets. She's too clingy.
If you are celebrating you one week "anniversary", get her dryer sheets. She's too clingy.

Anniversary Ecards,  Funny Anniversary Ecards,  
    
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Im not telling my wife Ive just eaten some glue; my lips are sealed.

My Wife Jokes,  Glue Jokes,  Lip Jokes,  
    
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A prefix is what a man does just before his wife has a word with a tradesperson.

Pun One Liners,  Grammar Puns  
    
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An old friend told me he had a trophy wife. After seeing her I realized it was one of those "participant" trophies.

101 One Liners,  101 Funny Jokes  
    
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