Witty Put Downs

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My mom told me I should carry a plant around to replace the oxygen I waste

Whats the cruelest things that's ever been said to you?
My mom told me I should carry a plant around to replace the oxygen I waste

Whats the cruelest things that's ever been said to you?


Memes,  Rude Funny Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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"omg ur soo skinny!!!! eat something!!!" eat my  tamara. i just killed a wle pizza in 6 minutes. my metabolism is faster than these hands but u can still order them if u would like.
"omg ur soo skinny!!!! eat something!!!" eat my tamara. i just killed a wle pizza in 6 minutes. my metabolism is faster than these hands but u can still order them if u would like.

Memes,  Skinny Girl Jokes,  Your So Skinny Jokes,  
    
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Child: Where do babies come from

Me: Staying in your hometown after high school
Child: Where do babies come from

Me: Staying in your hometown after high school


Memes,  Small Town Jokes,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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Him: Can I just get to know you

Me: Noooppeeee
Him: Can I just get to know you

Me: Noooppeeee


Memes,  Failed Pick Up Lines,  Memes For Girls,  
    
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Tell me darling, when you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
Tell me darling, when you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?

Mind Reader Jokes,  Sarcastic Put Downs,  Witty One Liner,  
    
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when his ex gf decides to stalk your life

i'm smarter than you. i'm prettier than you. get the  over it.
when his ex gf decides to stalk your life

i'm smarter than you. i'm prettier than you. get the over it.


Memes,  Crazy Ex Girlfriend Jokes,  Stalker Jokes,  
    
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oh so you drive a red cobalt?

you must be really good in bed...not!
oh so you drive a red cobalt?

you must be really good in bed...not!


Cobalt Jokes,  
    
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not a midlife crisis?

tell me again w the creepy slicked back hair and   three wheel motorcycle make you cool
not a midlife crisis?

tell me again w the creepy slicked back hair and three wheel motorcycle make you cool


Mid Life Crisis Jokes,  Insulting One Liners,  
    
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i hate a local rapper that try act all stuck up.. i can't find you on pandora
i hate a local rapper that try act all stuck up.. i can't find you on pandora

Funny Jokes,  Greatest Disses,  Cool Disses,  
    
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if ur wcw's was a pair of jordans. this is what they'd look like
if ur wcw's was a pair of jordans. this is what they'd look like

Memes,  Wcw,  Woman Crush Wednesday,  
    
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They say: I never see you at the club..

I say: I never see you at the bank..
They say: I never see you at the club..

I say: I never see you at the bank..


Memes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
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if you're looking for sympathy you'll find it

between  and syphilis in the dictionary.
if you're looking for sympathy you'll find it

between and syphilis in the dictionary.


Memes,  Dictionary Jokes,  
    
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oh you're great at sexting?

you must be amazing in bed.
oh you're great at sexting?

you must be amazing in bed.


Memes,  Sexting Jokes,  Funny Sarcasm Quotes,  
    
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at birth, baby elephants weight about 250 pounds...

making them the biggest babies on earth right after your
at birth, baby elephants weight about 250 pounds...

making them the biggest babies on earth right after your


Memes,  Intellectual Insults,  
    
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 be like "i can count w many  i've ed  with one hand"
be like "i can count w many i've ed with one hand"

Memes,  Girls Be Like,  Females Be Like,  
    
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